- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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