shut up kobe!

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

So a man walks into a bar, right?

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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