What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

I need to start studying.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

womens rights

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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