Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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