I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Justin

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Worms don't like apples.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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