Saggy Nipples By chan chan

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Yo Mama just died.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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