Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Women's professional sports

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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