Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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