Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

what has genitial warts? me

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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