- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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