Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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