Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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shut up kobe!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Where's the dick??? east

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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