what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

James Patrick Campbell

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

kennah campion... being nice

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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