What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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I just drank a cola.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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I work at jcpenny

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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