- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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