what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Your face

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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God

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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