- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

I just threw up..In my pants.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Chuck norris

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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