Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

THe Election

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

I just threw up..In my pants.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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