- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Do you know the muffin man? No

i killed my family

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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