Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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