- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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