A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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(Insert joke here)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Women's Rights

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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