what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

what goes boo a sock

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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