- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Wanna here a good joke?

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

If you were a cactus, why?

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