Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Bags of delicious poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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