How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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