Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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