Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Chuck norris

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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