Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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