- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Neither have I

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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