- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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