whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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ask me if im a door yes

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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