- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

The Morman Religion.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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