- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Your Mother

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

John Cena for president

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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