Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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