What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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the WNBA

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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