- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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