What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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