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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

smell the vitamin C

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

White men's rights

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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