- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

what do you call a black guy african american

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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