What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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VAL SUCKS

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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