A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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