Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

masturbating on a tarc bus

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

there once was a black man who played basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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