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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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