- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Faithful men.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

You idiot thats 9 letters

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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