- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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