- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

I will create more jobs for americans

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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