- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you stub your toe?

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

France had one revolution

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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