A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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