A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Obama being reelected.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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no pun intended

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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