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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

I shot a bitch.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Justin Bieber

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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