Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Urban ghettos

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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