what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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