why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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