Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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