What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

I once did something.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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