Albert <3 Hunter

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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when debbie meets downer

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Faithful men.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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YOU

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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