- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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