A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Urban ghettos

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The game.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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